So this is my life and I want you to know that I am both happy and sad

So I watched this movie.

I was called 'The State I Share a Border With that Has Crappy Drivers'

Also known as 'New Jersy'

Also known as.

Garden State.

Also known as

Fucking brillaint.

Oh is was amazing.

<3

And I'm writing a fluffy fic for a certain kipli.

And I'm going to be making a fanvid.

ohhh yeah.

Garden State tomorrow?

I have the hiccups.

And I wan't to write more Percival/Jonathon slashy-ness.

I love the name Percival.

But Jonanthin reminds me of Jonathon Sibio.

He's so obviously gay with Mr. Nebz.

Dan Nebz.

Haha.

If I ever see a JD/Dan fic I will laugh hysterically.

You know what makes me giggle.

"Congratulations."

"For what, jackass?"

"You just had a baby."

"No, no, no. She just had a baby."

"But you said it was his. And you said something else."

"That he didn't know it yet."

"That's exactly right."

...

Holy shit. Run away run away run away run -- ah!"

I'm giggling right now. Squeeky and everything.

I've been reading so much JDCox yummy fanfiction my mind can't operate right at the moment.

I'm pantless.

Why do I always sleep pantless.

I'm so tired that I don't care if that was too much information.

God, why is JD reading what I say aloud?

Why am I giggling in my head?

Why is Percival mocking me?

Then I giggle.

My room's really messy.

And my bed feels weird without sheets. Almost...sticky.

I love Kim Possile. The Kim/Ron ness is to die for.

Hahahahaha.

>.>

<.<

The Todd would totally love those smilies.

(.)(.)

Symbol boobie five.

Snap.

No, it's not funny, Guy-who-still-high-fives.

Daniel Tosh is amazing.

Is that his name?

I hope so.

My wrist hurts from typing this.

Nighty night.

Work was busy as fuck. But I think I did okay. Monday I get my Harry Potter book. Finally. I feel like such a wannabe fan 'cause I didn't get it the day it came out. Not my fault I have to wait till my grandma gets home so she can give me my book.

Garden State didn't come.

I'm going to bitch slap the mail-men then call them Nacy.
Oh, that's right. I only have one mailman.

:|

....Garden State didn't come.

D:

And some guy came to my house at like 12:20 wanting directions. He looked like he would kill me, then fuck me so I locked the door and told him I didn't know the area. And that I was twelve... And I had a sneeky suspision that he had a friend so I locked the back door.

Like my boobs belong to that of a twelve-year-old.

I just spent the last twelve hours watching scrubs.

And I think it's My Buddy's Booty, but it is unbelievably slashy.

And not just any slashy.

Dr.Cox/Janitor slashy.

But I think it was supposed to be.

But still...

Weird.

My tummy hurts D:

Work was like. Bleck.

I was so out of it.

But, there's a 64% chance that I'm going to Warped Tour! Woot!

I've been eating Kool-Aid Pink Lemonaid mix.

So I go an idea

"Do it!" Turk insisted, pushing.

"I can't," JD whined, controled by terror.

"Come on Vanilla Bear, yes you can."

JD gave in to peer pressure, so he opened his mouth and stuck his finger inside.

His eyes squeezed shut, face contorted. He twitched.

A unpleasant sour, bitter, sweet, candy-like flavour washed over him as Turk laughed.

It was hilarious to watch JD twitch.

"Okay, you're turn." JD handed his best friend a pink packet.

[optional JD/Cox]

"Why are your fingers and lips all red?"

JD opened his mouth to reply, but Dr. Cox quickly cut him off. "Nevermind, I don't care." So he pressed his mouth to the stained ones of JD, tongue sliding in effortlessly.

Then Dr. Cox quickly jerked back, face contorted much like JD's and Turks when licking the sour pink powder.

"Why do you taste... sour? Like lemonjuice."

JD giggled.

Woah. I like it. Totally just went with it.

Scrubs tomorrow!

And maybe [just maybe] Garden state *dies*

So I have to go to work on my day off, again, but I'm excited 'cause I'm going to buy Garden State and some Scrubs over the internet [yo] after I get home [around 8:30]

And....

My new fic-thingy is good. Maybe. It's raning.

And I get to work with James.

Ugh, sooooo cute.

I'm really fat. I want to be slimmer.

Haha. slim.

Chuch camp next week. Woah. Then School. I shall just slit my wrists now and get it over with.

Guh.

Warped Tour Thursday. Probably not.

SCRUBS MARITHON SATURDAY, 6 HOURS!

Ohh yesss <33

John C. Mcginley is 5 months younger than my dad, and 3 months older than my mom.

And he is fucking gorgous. ♥

Is that weird? No.

My room is discustingly dirty. I'm hungry.

:D

D:

:P

P:

Off to work. On my day off.

Suck balls.

Did you know Zach Braff is amazing? And I'm buying Garden State on Tuesday. Never seen it.